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squeefulfish) wrote2006-12-30 03:28 pm
squeefulfish) wrote2006-12-30 03:28 pm
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Student midwife. Midwife, meaning "with woman" (as every midwifery book I've read starts off.) Not "with dog." I don't do canine vulvae. Women tend not to bite when you examine them. Sandy Dog has an infection again. She's currently hiding from me under the Christmas tree, sulking because I insisted on applying cream. I'd be a lot more sympathetic towards her if she hadn't bitten me.
And The Dress is still sitting there with just pins holding it together. I think I may have to start calling on the powers of Wundaweb, super glue and staples.
And The Dress is still sitting there with just pins holding it together. I think I may have to start calling on the powers of Wundaweb, super glue and staples.