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Hrm, being awfully talkative here these days. Well, for me anyway.
The joys of testing your own urine in class. Wee in teeny container (girl bits are not designed for narrow containers), get lid on, make self decent again, wash, get dried container of wee down the corridor, scrub and glove up, hold container of wee up to the light to check the colour and clarity before unscrewing the lid to check the odour (I've had many wines that got a lot less attention), dip dipstick in, tap off excess, try to count 60 seconds in head (no watch) while 3 people ask for photocopying from me, check various dots off against various things on side of dipstick container, realise I've got blood in my urine and that maybe I wasn't imagining the pain in my kidneys after all. So good in a way. Shiny antibiotics making infection go away now. Hurrah!
Taxpayers: Aren't you glad you're working so I can tell you about my wee?
The joys of testing your own urine in class. Wee in teeny container (girl bits are not designed for narrow containers), get lid on, make self decent again, wash, get dried container of wee down the corridor, scrub and glove up, hold container of wee up to the light to check the colour and clarity before unscrewing the lid to check the odour (I've had many wines that got a lot less attention), dip dipstick in, tap off excess, try to count 60 seconds in head (no watch) while 3 people ask for photocopying from me, check various dots off against various things on side of dipstick container, realise I've got blood in my urine and that maybe I wasn't imagining the pain in my kidneys after all. So good in a way. Shiny antibiotics making infection go away now. Hurrah!
Taxpayers: Aren't you glad you're working so I can tell you about my wee?
