Wot I dun dis time
Jul. 29th, 2008 04:24 amSquee "It's raining! Wheeeeeeeee!"
Waddle outside barefoot to dance in the garden.
Slip on slug.
Twist ankle some more.
Fall.
Bash head on slide.
Land on snails.
I've gotta stop doing these things to myself. Not least because slugs are not fun things to have to clean out from between your toes. The snails will wash out of the jeans, inshallah. At least I've been bopped on both sides of my head now, so I'm balanced, or something.
Waddle outside barefoot to dance in the garden.
Slip on slug.
Twist ankle some more.
Fall.
Bash head on slide.
Land on snails.
I've gotta stop doing these things to myself. Not least because slugs are not fun things to have to clean out from between your toes. The snails will wash out of the jeans, inshallah. At least I've been bopped on both sides of my head now, so I'm balanced, or something.