Wot I dun dis year

Looking through my midwifery practice record book to see what exactly I've done this year. Apart from make a gazillion beds and run to the lab and ferry wee around and point people in the right direction for the ultrasound room and all the thousand little jobs that make me super busy we have:

( Wot I dun )

Still haven't caught a single baby though. *sulk* I need to catch 40 to get registered.