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You've been my friend, my protector, my knight in tarnished armour, my provider of emergency sofa, my partner in crime and my insignificant other. You've introduced my palate to more wines than I can ever thank you for. You've always understood the importance of lighting a lady's cigarette. You've been wonderful.

I know you don't want me to spread the word of just how wonderful you are cos you've an image to maintain, but happy birthday sweet cheeks!