Boon!

[squeefulfish]

My niece was just on the phone. The 20 month old. She wanted to tell me she put a spoon in the toilet. "Boon in loo Lally. Boon! In loo!" I'm torn between being greatly amused and "get the hell out of my house I forgot to lock my room this morning please don't go in there and please don't open any drawers hang on what are you doing in my house in the first place that's 4 times so far this week bloody hell why will your mother not get a babysitter and are you going to be there all day again sometimes I need quiet time arg." Must disinfect all cutlery when I get home. Warning the family is hopefully not necessary.