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Sep. 26th, 2008 07:52 pmI'm starting to wonder about Emma, the three year old niece. She has serious trouble remembering nursery rhymes but has an ability to pick up any song she hears once. The current obsession is Joe Dolan and there's something really funny about a 3 year old dancing wildly to the hucklebuck (boy, was that nearly a typo and a half.) Humpty dumpty apparently flew into the sky, rather than fell off a wall.
She's also got a very weird sense of humour. She has tried to pick up a joke from her sister Niamh, but cannot get it right. What do you call a sheep with no legs? Grassy ass. So far this evening we've had "Knock knock, who is a lamb with no head?" "Who is the cow with no tail?" and my favourite "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A sheep going to poke you in the eye." Said while reaching across to poke me in the eye. A couple of sammiches short of a picnic is our Emsie.
She's also got a very weird sense of humour. She has tried to pick up a joke from her sister Niamh, but cannot get it right. What do you call a sheep with no legs? Grassy ass. So far this evening we've had "Knock knock, who is a lamb with no head?" "Who is the cow with no tail?" and my favourite "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A sheep going to poke you in the eye." Said while reaching across to poke me in the eye. A couple of sammiches short of a picnic is our Emsie.